Severe Art Storm Warning

* AT 3:36 PM...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE METEOROLOGISTS WERE
TRACKING A SEVERE ARTSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING EXCESSIVE
CREATIVITY ...AND EXTREMELY BRIGHT COLOR IN EXCESS OF 990X990. THIS STORM
WAS LAST RECORDED MOVING FORWARD AT 359 IPS. (Ideas per Second)

* DEVIANTS IMPACTED INCLUDE...
ACTIVE WATCHERS ..... UNACTIVE WATCHERS....
FUTURE WATCHERS..... DA SERVERS ..... FRIENDS
.... EMEMES....STRANGERS....NEIGHBORS....
POLITICIANS....ALIENS....COMEDIANS...THERAPISTS
EVERYONE ELSE....

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION WITH LIFE CHANGING
POSSIBILITIES EXPECTED. SHELTERED AND BORING PEOPLE ARE
ESPECIALLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO CREATIVITY OF THIS MAGNITUDE AND MAY BE
OVERCOME. FOR YOUR PROTECTION DO NOT LOOK AT ANY DEVIATIONS
FROM ANY ARTIST UNTIL THIS WARNING HAS PASSED. THIS STORM HAS THE POTENTIAL
TO CAUSE SIGNIFIGANT INSIGHT AND SERIOUS CHANGE TO MENTAL ABILITY.

THIS STORM WARNING MEANS ARTWORKS BETWEEN 50-60 MILLION ARE IMMINENT OR
OCCURRING. RECREATIONAL INTERNET SURFERS SHOULD REMAIN IN PORT OR TAKE
SHELTER UNTIL THE COLOR AND CREATIVITY SUBSIDE. COMMERCIAL VESSELS
SHOULD PREPARE FOR VERY STRONG AND EMOTIONAL WORKS LEADING TO DANGEROUS
FEELINGS OR THOUGHTS AND SHOULD RESIST COMMENTING ON ANY WORKS PRODUCED
BY THIS STORM...AND CONSIDER REMAINING OFFLINE OR TAKING SHELTER INDOORS
UNTIL EMOTION AND CREATIVITY SUBSIDE.